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The Third Wheel

Sandy: Anyone going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert.

Sandy: Now, get going. Your mother and I want some time alone.
Seth: Hey, there's a visual that I don't want to take with me tonight.
Sandy: Well, son, your mom's a hottie and I got her.

Ryan: All her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.
Sandy: Why? I want to kick her ass.

Luke: New Year's resolution: punch people less.
Ryan: Yeah. Mine, too

Seth: Okay, here's the thing, um...Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level and I need some advice.
Ryan: You're going to have sex?
Seth: No, but that's a good idea, though.

Summer: Are you checking out dudes again Cohen?

Seth: If Summer kills me... you've been like a brother to me.

Seth: [to a singing Luke] Hey man, you know who sings this song?
Luke: Rooney!!!
Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way.

(playing football on playstation)
Luke: Hey Cohen check out the instant replay I broke that bitch in half!
Seth: Luke has a gay dad, Luke has a gay dad. Wow that's great buddy!

Seth: Dude. I cannot believe you live in the penthouse. This place is ridiculous.

Sandy: Hey, Connect Four was happening. It gets my blood up.

Luke: Rooney did not suck at all!

Marissa: Have we become one of those couples?
Ryan: Who lose all their friends?"
Marissa: And can't do anything without each other?
Ryan: I don't think so. Do you think so?

(after Hailey talks about Marissa and Oliver)
Ryan: Just keep twisting the knife, feels good!

Seth: You're going to miss one hell of a show! And Rooney's not that bad, either. (Smirks)

(discussing Hailey)
Kirsten: She's got nowhere else to go.
Ryan: That's because all of her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.
Sandy: Why? I want to kick her ass.

Luke: Which's one's Rooney?
Marissa: They're ALL Rooney.
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