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The Countdown

Marissa: I don't know... Russell Crowe, he just doesn't do anything for me. People say he's good looking but I don't see it.

Sandy: You guys need anything?
Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum so he can go back and say 'I love you' to Marissa.

Sandy: Hey, Sandy Cohen, pleasure swinging with you.

Seth: I don't even know enough people to cause this much damage.

Sandy: I should really learn how to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in my bedroom.

Kirsten: Your whole life is dedicated to having fun... are you even having any?

Sandy: She's crammed that poor Tivo full of every E! Hollywood Special ... I think she's looking for tips.
Sandy: She's either run out of money, or ... she's run out of money.

Seth: Okay that’s a lot of genitalia in my pool.

Seth: Separate seats, you guys. Come on, there's no sex in the champagne room.

Ryan: Well I didn't want you to be alone.
Seth: I'm not alone. I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly.

Summer: You know what they say, how you bring in the New Year is how you live the rest of it.

Marissa (after kissing Ryan): I love you!
Ryan: Um...Thank you!

Seth: I'll probably just do what Ryan and Marissa are doing.
Hailey: That little short girl next door?
Seth: No, [raises hand above head] puberty happened.

Ryan: Great, its 74 minutes 'til new year's, my girlfriend's gonna end up kissing some guy, and im locked in a pool house with a lunatic!

Seth: (pulling shirt down) Oh. Check this out, though.
Hailey: Ohh. Chest hair.
(Seth pumps fist)

(talking about Ryan and Marissa)
Kirsten: She said I love you.
Sandy: So what did you say back?
Seth: (answering for Ryan) Thank you.
Ryan: (to Seth) Thank you.
Sandy: Well that was polite.
Seth: Quite so.

Summer: (breaking off a kiss) You're not Seth Cohen.
Guy: Who's Seth Cohen.
Summer: (flustered) Huh? I wasn't... I wasn't talking to you. Umm...I gotta go. Happy New Year.

(at end of episode)
Ryan: I love you.
Marissa: What?
Ryan: I love you.
Marissa: (happy, almost says I love you) Thank you.

Seth: Oh my god, I'm claustraphobic.
Ryan: We're locked in a poolhouse with a kitchen and bathroom.
Seth: Ryan. stop using all the air!
Ryan: Want a shower or a sandwhich? We have all that here.
Seth: We're trapped like rats!
Ryan: Yeah, rats in a gaint pool house!

(as Sandy and Kirsten leave)
Seth: Love you guys.
Sandy: Thank YOU!

Seth: Carson Daley and a ball dropping. There is two images that never should be said in the same sentence.
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