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The Perfect Couple

(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.

Marissa: It's times like these when a girl needs her boyfriend most.
Ryan: Boyfriend? ...never been one of those before.

Seth: What's that smell?
Anna: Perfume.
Seth: Smells like woodchips... in a rose garden.

Summer: No, god! No!
Seth: Uh, what's happening here?
Summer: I like Seth Cohen!
Seth: You, uh... you what now?
Summer: Nothing! I wasn't talking to you. But if you tell anyone what you heard here, I'll kill you.

Marissa: Then what about dad?
Julie: Honey, we have no future together.
Marissa: Neither do we.

Summer: What is Seth Cohen doing with Tinkerbell? She's from Pittsburgh. That's like the 909 of the East.
Marissa: Anna's cool
Summer: She's a little scammer; first thing she does is go after Caleb Nichols' grandson. It's like totally obvious.
Marissa: Yes it is. That you’re jealous. You like Seth Cohen.

Seth: Yo.
Anna: What up holmes?
Seth: Chillin'
Anna: A'ight

Seth: So get this. Uh, Anna thinks all I ever do is talk about Summer. I mean that's crazy right?
Ryan: Want me to lie?
Seth: I'm that guy?, Dude how can I be that guy, I hate that guy. Well then no wonder Summer doesn't have any interest in me cause apparently all I do is talk about Summer although you'd think she'd like that.
Ryan: You’re doing it again.
Seth: Right.

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.

Seth: Wait hang on, I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me what happened last night, Mom please fill me in. MOM! I. Oh I get it, I'm just here for the comic relief.

Kirsten: (talking to Ryan after walking in on him with Marissa) This never happened with Seth.

Kirsten: We're leaving.
Sandy: But I wore a jacket!

Ryan: Marissa, this event is important, and on a yacht, and whenever I go to one of these things, someone gets in a fight.

Sandy: So, in theory, Julia Cooper could eventually become your step-mother.
Kirsten: Don't even say it.

Rachel: Sandy Cohen, you're cheating on me...with your wife.

(Marissa's in her closet, looking for a dress.)
Marissa: I forgot I had this dress.
Ryan: Happens to me all the time.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.

Ryan: I'm usually climbing out the window, or back into the front seat...
Marissa: OK, enough sharing.

Summer: Stop! I do not like Seth Cohen! I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's like... Seth Cohen.
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