Caleb: No, I'm not dragging Sandy into anything. Before he put these eggs in front of me he was the closest thing I had to a friend in this town.
Sandy (buttering bread): Honey, Im mid-smear!
Kirsten: How was school?
Seth: Ryan broke up with Marissa again
Ryan: Summer broke up with Seth again
Seth: Zach will never speak to us again!
Marissa: Ryan, we're not friends. We were never just friends.
Ryan: I guess that was the problem then. See ya.
Marissa: Come on, I can't wait to show you the house. And my mom's face when she sees you in it.
Ryan: I'm gonna brood. Silently. Over here.
Ryan (pointing at the Comic Book Club flyer): Who's this guy?
Seth: That's me with powers. The power to be handsome. What do you think?
Ryan: I think this has something to do with the whole outcast thing.
Ryan: If I hadn't left, then you guys would have still been together.
Summer: That isn't true. He would find some Cohen-y way to break us up. He can't help it. He's Cohen.
Sandy: Since when is Scotch part of a nutritious brunch?
Caleb: Since the DA's office finally decided they had enough to indict me.
Sandy: Have dinner with us. I won't cook, I promise. Although if Kirsten's mad enough at you, she might.
Seth: Grandpa, are you eating on the floor?
Caleb: Yes, it's come to this.
Seth (passing out flyers): Hey guys. Comic Book League. Check it out. We're gonna to be getting into the issues. The stuff that matters. You know what I mean? Check it out. Today's topic: capes. Gay, or really cool?
Seth: Ryan would you please take the minutes?
Ryan: Uh, Seth it's just us.
Seth: Yeah, uh huh. Write that down.
Seth (about Zach) : Dude, I love that guy.
Ryan: You're not the only one. (Points to Summer kissing Zach)
Seth: No. She cannot be dating him. That's not even possible. How can that be possible?
Ryan: A second ago you wanted to date him.
Seth: Especially now that she has the Zach Attack? The guy's like Superman.
Ryan: He's not like Superman.
Seth: The guy's like a thoroughbred.
Seth: You can see what she's doing can't you, she's basically dating the WASP version of me!
Seth: We could just not go.
Ryan: We can't not go. We're here.
Seth: I will bring these walls down with one single grand gesture!
Ryan: No! No grand gestures!
Summer (to Marissa): Just explain it to him. He left. And suddenly there was a hot, hot yard guy in the yard. He was hot.
Seth: We did good last year, you kissed Marissa on the Ferris Wheel, Summer threw up on my shoes...
Summer: Cohen. What are you doing?
Seth: Nothing. Why?
Summer: Looks like you're humping the hot dog stand.
Summer (smacking Seth): This isn't a game, Cohen. You could have gotten hurt.
Seth: Good thing I didn't.
Summer: What do you want from me Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume, and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago, and you left... It has nothing to do with me. It is about you, and it is always about you. What you need, and what you want, and you know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.
Summer: Zach, don't listen to him, he reads comic books!
Zach: Yeah so do I...
(Marissa honks car horn at DJ signalling him to move his truck out of the driveway)
Summer: Do not honk at DJ, he's hot!
Marissa: He's the yard guy.
Summer: Well he can park his truck in my driveway anytime!
Zach: Hey, I'm here for the comic book club.
Seth: You are?
Ryan: You are?
Zach: Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
Seth: Um... because you're on the water polo team?
Zach: What's that supposed to mean?