Caleb: I understand [Ryan] is handy with an adverb.
Caleb: Thank you, Ryan. I relaize it wasn't easy to string so many words together.
Caleb (to Ryan): What is this, 'The Color Of Money'? That's absurd.
Caleb about Ryan: Setting fires... impregnating teenage girls...
Julie: What if I took away your Blackberry. And your cellphone?
Julie to Marissa: Are you going to throw your bedroom furniture in the pool now?
Julie: Lets have dinner, just the two of us.
Marissa No thanks mom, I'm not that lame.
Kirsten: Don't try to get off on a technicality. This about our marriage.
Lindsay (to Ryan): You don't want to be alone on Valentine's Day. Aww, you are such a girl.
Marissa (to Julie): Come on mom, if you two can't make it, no one can.
Marissa: I thought you said no dating on Valentine's Day.
Alex: Screw it.
Sandy (to Rebecca): There are days I think Kirsten and I are bulletproof. I don't want to test that theory.
Seth: Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.
Seth: (to Ryan) Help a brother out. This guy's got mad valentine's day skills, bitch.
Sandy: Word, son.
Seth (to Ryan): That's emotional child's play compared to what we're dealing with now.
Seth (to Ryan about Sandy): Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.
Seth: After today, how I acted, Ryan, I don't think I'd get back together with me.
Seth: I'd be a little more confident of me and Summer... if we hadn't made out.
Ryan: You guys made out?
Seth: So, for Valentine's Day, you're givin Lindsay ... grandpa?
Summer: You know what? My teeth are all plaque-y. I'm gonna go for a last-minute floss.
Summer (about her earrings): Do you think these are too bling for a meeting?
Zach (to summer about Seth): I don't think he's ever going to get over you. I've kind of accepted that.
Zach: I've got directions, I've got snacks.
Zach: Summer, who is it?
Summer: Obviously, it doesn't matter.